Sunday, 27 April 2014

Suggestion to Disney

The Disney Company has apparently decided that all the Star Wars stories that have been told apart from the six feature films and a TV series, actually never happened.

This is of course because it would be next to impossible to be faithful to all those stories if they all happened. But lots of fans are raging.


I mean, I really do... Seriously. And I think it's a brilliant solution.

As we all know, all Star Wars stories take place "a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away".

But nobody has ever said that they all take place in the same galaxy. Some of them might, while others may not.

There may be hundreds of thousands of Star Wars galaxies, some of them very similar to each other while others differ a lot. In some of them, Jar Jar Binks might be a Jedi knight. (I know that's hard to digest, but what do we know?)

And that's why some stories won't be compatible... They don't happen in the same galaxy.

Dear Disney... If you'd like to use this idea of mine, just let me know and I'll invoice you. How much do you think it's worth?

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